The Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor

The Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor – episode 1 – New Face

The Doctor wakes up in the TARDIS “what just happened?” he asks himself. He notices his voice is different. “what happened to my voice?! Why am I not Scottish?” he asks himself. He spots his Clothes are too big for him “what's happened? Have I shrunk?!” he asks himself. Then he realizes “oh no! I've regenerated!” he sighs. “well I can't stay in these old clothes!” he tells himself as he flies to a clothes shop changing room on Earth. He rushes into the shop in just his underwear. The shoppers are shocked and the shop keeper asks “excuses me sir where are your clothes?!” The Doctor roles his eyes “i've come here to buy them of course! Stupid Earthling!” he starts looking round the shop “so do you have anything stylish?” he asks. Just then he spots a pink shirt “ooh pink!” he grins “pinks my favourite colour!” he takes the pink shirt with a pair of trousers, shoes, a black jumper and a blue and yellow cardigan. “how do I look?” he asks the shop keeper as he spins around. “ridiculous!” she tells him. The Doctor agrees and then takes a bowler hat from one of the mannequins “that's just for display! You can't buy that!” the shop keeper tells him “well that's ok” the Doctor tells her “I haven't got any money to buy it anyway!”. The shop keeper is surprised “then how to you expect to pay for all this?!” she asks however before the Doctor had time to answer they were interrupted buy the mannequin move! “why is that moving?” one of the shoppers ask. The Doctor gasps “its the Autons!” they start attacking people as their running around screaming “get down shop lady!” the Doctor tells the shop keeper “I have a name!” she replies “oh that's nice!” he tells her as he jumps over the counter and pulls her down so they don't get shot.

“what's happening?” the shop keeper asks. “where being attacked by Autons controlled by the Nestene Conscious! I have a bit of anit-plastic in TARDIS but the Autons are blocking the way!” he tells her. She looks confused and tells him “your not making any sense!” the Doctor frowns and tells her “i'm making perfect sense your just not paying attention!” he complains! They both lie under the counter as the Auton approaches them whilst Doctor tires to think of a plan. “i need to get to the TARDIS but your gonna need to distract them” the Doctor tell the Shop Keeper “and how am I going to do that?!” she asks. “by making on distraction! Now go!” the Doctor shouts as he runs to the TARDIS. He avoids the Autons then the shop keeper jumps up and shouts “oi leave him alone!” the Autons turn to her as the Doctor takes one of their heads and runs into his TARDIS. The TARDIS flies away and the shop keeper hides behind the counter again. “OI YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME! COME BACK!” she shouts. As she closes her eyes the TARDIS metallizes around and the Doctor takes her away.

She opens her eyes and looks around the TARDIS “w...w..what is this place?” she asks. “It's called the TARDIS. Its my ship” the Doctor explains. She gasps “are you an alien?!” she wonders “yes, i'm called the Doctor!” he tells her “who are you?” he asks. She doesn't answer as she is too much in shock “i can tell your shocked!” he says “of course i'm shocked! My shops been attacked by the shop window dummies and now I am standing in a strange ship with a werido whose holding the head of one of the dummies” she explains “well I need to the head! How else am I going to trace the signal?!” he points out. He then traces the signal and flies towards the Nestene Conscious however a group of Autons are guarding it! “oh no their ready!” the Doctor worries “now i'm never going to get this into the Nestene Conscious!” he shows her the anti-plastic “will that stop the dummies and save the Earth?” she asked. The Doctor nods as she snatches the Anti-plastic out his hand and runs into the Nestene Conscious. “NO!” the Doctor shouts as she sacrifices herself. The place starts to blow up so the Doctor quickly flies away

The Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor – episode 2 – Old Friends

The Doctor is still curious of how he regenerated. Whilst trying to think of how he could possible of changed he then realizes that some of his friends might now. Therefore he takes the TARDIS to Victorian England. “ah the Paternoster Gang! They might know how I regenerated!” he smiles as he asks the TARDIS. Waiting for in the living room is Vasta, a Silurian, her Wife, Jenny their human maid and their Butler, friendly Sontaran Nurse Strax. “Welcome Doctor!” Vastra smile “new face?” she asks. The Doctor nods “I was hoping you would you of known how this happened?” he tells them. Jenny looks puzzled “you mean your telling me you don't know how you changed your face?” she asks. The Doctor shakes his head “maybe you were destroyed in battle against the Sontaran?” Strax grins. The Doctor laughs “I doubt those Humpty Dumpty warriors could stop me!” Strax is offend “That is racist!” he tells the Doctor. They are interrupted by an old lady running through the door screaming “IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN! IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!” she says as she rushes to on of the chairs. Vastra quickly buts her vial up before asking “what's wrong Ma'am?” the women explains “it's happened again! Another murderer and the corps is missing a limb just like the others!” The Doctor is confused “what are you talking about?” the women is surprised to see someone who doesn't know what's happened. Jenny hands the Doctor the newspaper as the women explains “it's been happening for a months! When people are murdered they get their limbs chopped of!” the Doctor examines the paper “why are people harvesting the limbs of corpses unless.....” he thinks “unless What?!” Vastra asks. “Maybe their taking parts to patch together to make a new person?” he suggests “you mean like a Frankenstein Monster?” Vastra asks “yes, maybe? But last time I seen this was years ago back on Karn” he explains.

Meanwhile in an abandoned factory a man is standing over a body with limbs shown together. The only body part the is missing is a head. Next to the body is a brain in a jar. “find me a head my love! Find me a head before my brain experiences!” the brain says. The man replies saying “anything for you my love” as he kisses the jar. Back at Vastra house the Doctor says “I have a plan to find the murderer! One of us needs to wait outside as bait!” he tells them. They all look a Jenny “What? Why do I have to be bait?!” she asks. “your the only human one my love!” Vastra tells her “Oh great! So just cus i'm human I have to be bait!” she moans whilst the others nod. At night Jenny waits in the alleyway hoping the murderer will turn up. He passes carrying the jar “that face is perfect! I need that face!” she whispers. The man grabs Jenny as she screams and she is taken to the factory. “now how are we going to find her?” Vastra asks “I've left a tracking device on Jenny. We can fly the TARDIS to wherever they've taken Jenny” he explains “Well what are we going to do when we get their?” she asks. “We should melt them with acid!” Strax suggests “or we could just reason with them?!” the Doctor suggests. Strax sighs “Fine! Have it your way!”
Back at the Factory Jenny is tied to a table about to get her head chopped off. She screams as the TARDIS lands and the Doctor rushes out with Vastra and Strax. “who are you?!” the brain asks “I'm the Doctor and you are about to kill one of my friends!” he tells her. “I need her head to stay alive!” the brain explains “So the death of Jenny is worth it for you to stay alive?! The death of all the people just for you to live?!” Vastra asks. The brain goes silent for a moment then replies with “yes!” the men lifts his ask again but before he can chop of Jennys head the Doctor uses his Sonic screwdriver to set her free. She roles of the table and karate kicks the man back into the brain which causes him to smash the jar and kill the brain. “NO!” the man screams as Srax grabs him and says “I am arresting you for the Glory of the Sontaran empire! SONTA-HA!” After arresting the man they return to the house where Vastra thanks the Doctor for helping them before he returns to his ship and flies away.

The Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor – episode 3 – Give me back my Sonic!

Whilst sitting in his TARDIS trying to figure out how he regenerated and Adipose appears using with a vortex manipulator! The Doctor stands up in shock “where did you come from?!” he asks “And why do you have a Vortex Manipulator?”. The Adipose doesn't answer. He takes the Doctors screwdriver before teleporting away! “Oi I need that!” the Doctor moans. Luckily the Sonic has a tracking device so the Doctor can find it using his TARDIS.
The TARDIS takes him to a bar full of different aliens. It had Judoon, Slitheen, Hath and all different types of Aliens. Among the group the Doctor spots the Adipose. “You!” he shouts! When the Adipose spots him he runs out the bar “come back!” The Doctor shouts as he chases him. He tries to escape using the vortex manipulator again however this time the Doctor grabs on so they are both taken together. “Adipose 3!” the Doctor gasps as he looks around “ I was meaning to come visits your new planet” he explains as the Adipose runs of again! “oh no!” The Doctor sighs as he starts chasing him again. He runs into a room filled with 1000s of Adipose “Now how am I going to find him?!” the Doctor moans. All the other Adipose help the Doctor and points at the Adipose that stole his Sonic. The Doctor grins and thanks the Adipose's as he picks up the one who took his Sonic. “Give me back my Screwdriver!” The Doctor commands. The Adipose replies by saying “Squeak Squeak Squeak!” What?! You sold it! To who?!” The Doctor asks.
They return to the bar where they find the Slitheen that had the sonic. “Excuse me but that Sonic belongs to me!” the Doctor tells him “I'm afraid not my friend! Squishy sold it to me so that means I own it!” the Slitheen tells the Doctor. The Doctor offers him the money back but the Slitheen pushes it away “I don't want the Money back! I want the screwdriver!” the Slitheen says. The Doctor then has another idea “how about we trade?” The Doctor offers him the vortex manipulator but the Squishy snatches it back and lets the Doctor know it belongs to him. “Oh it belongs to you does it?!” The Doctor says sarcastically “well the Sonic was mine but you took it!” he shouts. The Slitheen then gets up and tells them “I don't want any trades! I am going to keep my sonic!” he says as he starts walking of. Before he leaves the Doctor picks up some vinegar from the table and shouts “stop!” as he aims the vinegar at the Slitheen. “NO! DON'T DO THAT!” the Slitheen panics! Just then a Judoon steps in and aims his gun at the Doctor “Freeze! Drop your weapon! I am arresting you for disturbing the piece and treating to kill!” he drops his weapon and sticks his hands up “I wasn't going to use it!” The Doctor tries to explain as the Judoons takes him away.
Whilst sitting in a cell trying to think of away to escape The Doctor moans “13, unlucky for some, defiantly unlucky for me!” he sighs. Just then Squishy appears using his Vortex Manipulator. “oh what are you doing here?!” The Doctor roles his eyes. “Squeak Squeak!” Squishy explains whilst the Doctor shakes his head “If I escape I will get in more trouble!” he tells Squishy “Although...i am use to trouble!” he stands up “your right I can't stay here! The Universe needs saving! Now come on lets get out of here!” he says as he takes hold of the Vortex Manipulator and uses it to escape!

The Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor – episode 4 – Treasure Planet part 1

The Doctor was still mad with Squishy for selling his Sonic! When Squishy starts jumping on the console the Doctor pulls him off and tells him “Don't mess with the console! You can't fly a TARDIS! It is much more complicated then that Vortex Manipulator you have!” the Doctor explains “Now watch a professional fly!” He tells Squishy. Just then they crash land on an out of space pirate ship! The Doctor pulls himself up and claims “That wasn't my best landing he claims!” Squishy laughs at him so the Doctor frowns. They then here knocking on the door. They answer seeing a group of alien pirates pointing swords at them! “Identify yourself!” The captain asks “I'm the Doctor, this is my annoying parrot Squishy!” the Doctor explains “Now it seams our ship has crashed into each other! But don't worry no harms been done so we will be on our way!” he starts heading back into the TARDIS when he is grabbed by the Captain “Your not going anywhere stow away!” he shouts “Throw them in the basement!”

The pirates join The Doctor and Squishy to a banister in the ships kitchen. The Doctor tries to get out “If I had my sonic This would be easy!” he moans! “Don't try to escape!” the chef says as he points the knife at the Doctors throat “and who are you?!” The Doctor asks “Long John Silver, the ships chef!” he replies. The Doctor gasps “Do you have a problem with that?!” he asks but The Doctor just stays quite. When the chef leaves Squishy squeezes out the chains. “you've escaped! Well done!” The Doctor grins “Now go warn the Captain that he has a criminal working in his kitchen” The Doctor tells him. Squishy shakes his head “Oi you owe me for taking my sonic! Now do as your told!” the Doctor orders. Squishy sighs then goes to look for the Captain. He is outside the TARDIS examining it “How does he fly that?!” he wonders. When he spots Squishy he points his sword at him  “How did you escape!” he asks. Squishy tries to explain how the chef is a criminal but the Captain doesn't understand what he is saying “You stow aways can stop causing trouble!” he moans “Get the other one! We're going to make them walk the plank!” he grins!

The Pirates are making the Doctor walk the plank “Your making a huge mistake!” He explains! “Silence stow away!” the Captain tells him “but listen you all in danger! You have a criminal on board!” He tries to tell them. The first mate wonders what he is talking about “What do you mean?!” “Quite!” the Captain shouts “Of course we have criminals on bored! But don't worry were about to throw them over bored!” he says referring to The Doctor and Squishy being the criminals. “Stop!” the First Mate says! I Think they know something that we don't!” Before they have time to throw the Doctor over board they approach a black hole “Quick everyone tie yourself to the ship! If you get sucked into the black whole your a dead!” the first mate shouts. Unfortunately Their is not enough ropes for the Doctor so he grabs onto the edge and Squishy grabs on to the Doctor. The black hole sucks up the TARDIS and someone cuts the first mates rope causing him to also be sucked up!

TO BE CONTINUED!

The Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor – episode 5 – Treasure Planet part 2

The TARDIS has been sucked up by a black hole causing The Doctor and Squishy to be stuck on an out of space pirate ship! To make things worse they are also being blamed for cutting the first mates rope causing him to be sucked into the black hole! “why would I murder anyone?!” The Doctor asks “because you are a criminal!” the Captain replies “No I am not!” the Doctor claims “but he is!” he says as he points to the ships chef, Long John Silver! He looks shocked “what?!” the Doctor roles his eyes “Long John Silver is famous for being a criminal!” he claims. “Mr Silver is one of the loyalist chefs we've ever had!” The Captain claims “Oh just admit it! You cut the rope!” he shouts at Long John “Don't be so ridiculous!” he tells the Doctor. After a few minutes of all the Pirates arguing with the Doctor the Captain shouts “ENOUGH!” everyone shuts up “Now you stow aways have stalled long enough! Now no more distractions! Its time for you to walk the plank!” Squishy gets scared and hides in The Doctors pocket as he gets made to walk the plank! Whilst on the edge of the plank the Doctor tries to convince them to stop but it is too late! Long John Silver pushes him of “That's what you get for accusing me!” he shouts. Whilst the Doctor is falling Squishy pulls out the Vortex Manipulator out of the Doctor pocket. The Doctor grins as he uses the Vortex Manipulator to escape!

The Doctor takes them to treasure planet as he sighs with relief. Squishy wonders why The Doctors brought him here. He explains “This is where the ship is heading. “If we don't stop Long John he will murderer everyone just to get the treasure for himself!” The Doctor explains “Now we have to find this treasure quick!” The Doctor explains. They spend a while walking around a building where the find a massive tomb “I'm guessing this it!” they spot they need the key “well we don't have a key so now all we can do is wait!” Whilst they hear the Pirates coming they hide behind the tomb. When the pirates get to the Tomb Long Jonh asks “Is this it?! I thought you said their would have been more treasure then I could imagine! This tomb is tiny!” he complains. “Clam down my friend its bigger on the inside” the Captain grins as he pulls out the key and unlocks the tomb! The doors open and they see a giant room full of treasure. Before they have chance to enter the Doctor runs in front of the door and blocks the way! “stop the man is going to kill you!” he points at Long John Silver. Long John pushes the Doctor into the tomb “I am not a murderer!” he says as he steps into the tomb himself. Just then the Captain pulls out a gun and says “He's not! But I am!” he says as he shoots Long John Silver in the back! As he hits the floor the doors to the tomb lock trapping the Doctor and Squishy on the inside. A computer voice says “This tomb shall be incarcerated because you are a greedy murderer!”

As the tomb is about to incarcerate the Doctor is banging on the door “LET ME OUT!” he shouts “This would be easier if I had my sonic!” Squishy tugs on The Doctors trousers to remind him that he has the vortex manipulator but just then in the distance the Doctor spots a blue box! “The TARDIS!” he says as he picks up Squishy and quickly runs into his ship! Squishy asks the Doctor how it has come back “when my ship is danger it flies itself to he nearest safe location which happened to be here luckily!” the Doctor explains as the fly away from the tomb just before it gets incarcerated!

The Adventures of the Thirteenth Doctor – episode 6 – ITS DRASHIG

Was floating round Time and Space the TARDIS is swallowed by a Drashig, with the Doctor and Squishy inside! Whilst being swallowed they are shook about. “Hold on tight!” the Doctor warns Squishy whilst he grabs hold of the console. He grabbed on as tight as he could however he is shook around too much causing the Doctor to slip and fall out the TARDIS! As the Drashig is having trouble swallowing the TARDIS he spits it out causing the Doctor to be stuck inside the Drashig with out the TARDIS!

The Doctor is grabbing the Drashigs uvula trying not to fall into his stomach. Unfortunately the Uvula is too slipy so The Doctor couldn't hold on and he slips down into the stomach! Meanwhile the TARDIS lands in the sea however Squishy has also fell out and landed on a  cruise ship! With the TARDIS stuck at the bottom of the sea Squishy tries to figure out how to get to get it. The vortex manipulator was in the TARDIS so he couldn't use that. He needed to the TARDIS to rescue the Doctor. Before he has time to figure out away to get the TARDIS he is spotted by someone on the cruise! She screams causing the whole cruise to notice him! “o oh!” he says as he starts running round the ship whilst the people try to take him! Meanwhile the Doctor has landed on some other food the Drashig had eaten earlier. This was floating above the acid in the Drashigs stomach however it was slowly melting! The Doctor needed to get out of their quick!

Squishy was unfortunately caught and threw into the sea! Just then he had an idea! He whistled to get the fishes attention. One of them swam up to Squishy so he asked if he could take him under the sea. The Fish agreed so Squishy grabs onto the fishes fin as he is dragged to the bottom of the sea. Back In the Drashig The Doctor is still trying to figure away out “I need to get out of here quick! But how?!” he asks himself. Just then he has an idea “I need to make the Drashig burp! That will shoot me up the pipe and fire straight out the mouth!” he tells himself. Just then he realizes he will land in the sea and drown! “Well this is a plan where I survive for a couple more minutes!” he tells himself “although I could do I lot in a few more minutes! Like try to figure out a plan to stop drowning!” he tells himself. Just then the Doctor is shook about and almost falls into the acid! The Drashig is being shot at by military ships! “oh dear oh dear oh dear!” he tells himself “I need get out of here before these missiles cause me to fall into the acid!” he tells himself.

Squishy reaches the TARDIS and swims inside. The TARDIS need repairing and the Doctor was the only one who can fix it! That means Squishy couldn't use it to save The Doctor! He needed to find the Vortex Manipulator. The Doctor jumps up and down in the Drashig stomach causing it to burp. The Doctor flies out his mouth however a missile is heading straight towards him! Just the Squishy appears using the Vortex Manipulator “Excellent!” the Doctor grins! “We can use that to escape!” he says as they use the Vortex Manipulator to take them to the TARDIS. Whilst quickly repairing the TARDIS the Doctor tells Squishy “We need to get that Drashig home before more Humans notice it! That will only cause more trouble!” He uses the TARDIS to send a beam round the Drashig using it to take him to his correct point in Space and Time.