Fflat Doctor Who Series 1 Prequel 22 June 2016. Wedding Crash.
"It's your big day, chick, you don't want to be late," said Proud Katana (PK)'s mother excitedly.
"Mum, I'm twenty now, I'm not a kid anymore," said PK.
"Let me fix your hair," said his mother.
"Get off," said PK.
"Your tie's not straight," said his mother.
"Mum, stop, it's fine," said PK and he stormed off.
He went walking down the road in his suit and stopped at the river. As he went, people whispered, "There's the Rotten Catman, what's he doing here, he's supposed to be getting married?!" and "There's PK again, oh, he is a handsome chap, isn't he?" When he reached the river, Catherine was there waiting for him.
"Ha, you're here too," laughed PK.
"Yeah," said Catherine (Cathy), "Mum's overreacting," she said.
"Yeah, same," said PK.
Catherine Richardson was supposed to be marrying PK in a few hours. She was also twenty years old. "Why do you go by that silly name?" she asked.
PK looked at her and half-smiled. "What silly name?" he asked.
"The Rotten Catman," said Cathy. "Proud Katana?" she asked.
"Well, you know how those renegade Time Lords pick a title when they run away?" asked PK.
"Oh, not this again," tutted Cathy.
"No, listen, future Mrs. Catman, I am having trouble finding one," he said.
"But why bother? You're not going anywhere!" exclaimed Cathy.
"I might one day. It can't just be Gallifrey in the Universe, Cathy, you know? I want, one day, to go and explore, to see what's out there, to have adventures, to have regenerations, to have happy and sad endings and I want you to come!" exclaimed PK.
"Don't choose a silly name though. I know a name that suits you," said Cathy.
"Oh, yeah? What's that?" asked PK.
"Doctor," said Cathy. "That'll always be my name for you, Doctor," she said, smiling.
"Doctor..." said PK, thoughtfully. "I like the sound of it, I'm not sure though.
"I don't care, Doctor, I like it," said Cathy. "We'd better go or there will be no wedding today," said Cathy.
"Yeah," said PK.
The two of them walked off together.
Cathy and PK were getting married in the Lungbarrow House.
A choir was singing.
PK looked at Cathy and smiled excitedly and Cathy returned his smile.
"Can the bride and bridegroom stand, please?" asked the minister. Then she went over to PK. "Do you swear that you are hear today to marry your fiancé of your own free will?" she asked.
"Yes," said PK.
Then it was Cathy's turn.
"Do you swear that you are hear today to marry your fiancé of your own free will?" the minister asked Cathy.
"Yes," grinned Cathy.
"Repeat after me," the minister said to Cathy. "I, Cathy, take you as my lawfully wedded husband, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, all the days of my life."
Cathy repeated.
"Repeat after me," the minister said to PK. "I take you, Cathy, as my lawfully wedded wife, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, all the days of my life."
PK was about to answer when, suddenly, the doors burst open and a girl ran in.
"NOOOOOOOO!" she exclaimed.
Proud Katana
William Hartnell
Catherine Richardson
Kaitlyn Dever
PK's Mum
Vera Tate
The Wedding Crasher
Ciara Bravo
With special thanks to the BBC and FanFiction.
Writer and Director
Liam Hickey.
Producer
Maureen Farr
Fflat 2016.